My Midnight Rant By Jagged Wraith

If I had the equipment I would need something like this to seep all the fat in-laws that have moved in with me.I don't cook small meals. I always cook enough so that 9 people can have second helpings. What really sucks are the days I have to be out late running errands and I come home to a fozen 1lbs hamburger loaf. WTF am I suppose to do with this. Nobody bothered to start cooking before 7pm. SMACKTARDS.

The about that time the 3 seperate families that live in my house begins to cook 3 seperate meals. Six people standing in the kitchen , fighting over who gets to use the big pot next.

When I cook, Its not something I try and be lazy about. I take my time and let things come out just right. These in-laws thing that Ramen noodles and hot dogs constitutes a meal.


Oh and don't try to make a cheesecake around these fat asses or something sweet. It will get en hailed like a fucking scooby snack.